Oh, and I found it here, in case anyone is interested!
P.S. It also helps the humor of it if you're familiar with facebook, though its still funny if you're not.
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 | Charles Bingley is renting a house in Hertfordshire! |
 | Mrs. Bennet became a fan of Charles Bingley. |
| Kitty Bennet can't stop coughing!!! |
 | Charles Bingley is now friends with Mr. Bennet and Sir William Lucas. |
 | 11 of your friends are attending Assembly at Meryton. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy is dreading this evening. |
| Charles Bingley and Jane Bennet are now friends. |
| Elizabeth Bennet is not handsome enough to tempt a certain gentleman. Ha! |
| Mrs. Bennet had a most delightful evening! |
| Mr. Bennet wishes that Mr. Bingley had sprained his ankle in the first dance. |
| Elizabeth Bennet promises never to dance with Mr. Darcy. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy became a fan of Fine Eyes. |
| Caroline Bingley is all astonishment. |
| Lydia Bennet became a fan of Officers. |
| Kitty Bennet became a fan of Officers. |
 | Caroline Bingley tagged Jane Bennet in her note Visit us at Netherfield. |
| Jane Bennet finds herself very unwell. :( |
| Elizabeth Bennet is going to stay at Netherfield with Jane. |
| Louisa Hurst saw Elizabeth Bennet's petticoat and is absolutely certain it was six inches deep in mud. |
| Elizabeth Bennet is improving her mind by extensive reading. |
| Charles Bingley created an event: Ball at Netherfield. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy is writing to Georgiana. |
| Caroline Bingley has suggestions for Mr. Darcy's domestic felicity. |
| Elizabeth Bennet and Caroline Bingley are attending the event Take a Turn about the Room. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy feels the danger of paying Elizabeth too much attention. |
| Elizabeth Bennet is back at home. Thank goodness! |
| William Collins tagged 7 of your friends in his note I Propose Myself the Satisfaction of Waiting on You and Your Family. |
| Lydia Bennet does NOT feel like listening to Fordyce's Sermons. |
| William Collins is paying his attentions to Jane Bennet. |
| William Collins is paying his attentions to Elizabeth Bennet. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy is not pleased to see Wickham in town. |
| Elizabeth Bennet and George Wickham are now friends. |
| George Wickham told Elizabeth Bennet about Mr. Darcy's evil deeds. ;-) |
| 15 of your friends are attending Ball at Netherfield. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy is dancing with Elizabeth Bennet. |
| Elizabeth Bennet is trying to make out Mr. Darcy's character and does not get on at all. |
| William Collins has been "rejected" by an elegant female. |
| Mrs. Bennet is all in an uproar. |
| Caroline Bingley tagged Jane Bennet in her note We're Leaving. |
| Jane Bennet is in London. |
| Mrs. Gardiner is visiting Hertfordshire with her husband. |
 | Charlotte Lucas and William Collins are now married. |
| Elizabeth Bennet is at Hunsford visiting Mr. & Mrs. Collins. |
| Elizabeth Bennet thought that the pigs were got into the garden, but it was only Lady Catherine and her daughter. |
| Lady Catherine de Bourgh thinks that Miss Elizabeth Bennet gives her opinion very decidedly for so young a person. |
| Elizabeth Bennet and Colonel Fitzwilliam are now friends. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy is not afraid of Elizabeth Bennet. Well, maybe a little. |
| Elizabeth Bennet does not perform to strangers. |
| Charlotte Collins thinks she knows why Mr. Darcy visits so often. |
| Colonel Fitzwilliam wishes he weren't a younger son. |
| Elizabeth Bennet is furious at Mr. Darcy for separating Bingley and her sister. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy is proposing to Elizabeth Bennet. It is not going well. :-/ |
| Elizabeth Bennet is ??!! |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy tagged Elizabeth Bennet in his note My Character Requires This to be Written and Read. |
| Elizabeth Bennet realizes that she never knew herself until this moment. |
| Elizabeth Bennet has much to conceal when she goes home. |
| Lydia Bennet is glad that Wickham isn't going to marry Mary King, that nasty freckled thing. |
 | Lydia Bennet and Kitty Bennet joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against the Officers Leaving Meryton! {join!} |
| Lydia Bennet is going to Brighton with Colonel & Mrs. Forster!!!!1! |
| Elizabeth Bennet, Edward Gardiner, and Mrs. Gardiner are attending Trip to Derbyshire. |
| Elizabeth Bennet became a fan of Pemberley. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy is surprised and hopeful. |
| Elizabeth Bennet and Georgiana Darcy are now friends. |
| Lydia Bennet and George Wickham are in a relationship. |
| Jane Bennet tagged Elizabeth Bennet in her note Bad News About Lydia. |
| Elizabeth Bennet is rushing home. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy is determined to find Wickham. |
| Mrs. Bennet joined the group Widows of Men Killed in Duels. |
| Mary Bennet is consoling herself with moral extractions from the evil before her. |
| Mr. Bennet is back home and feeling guilty... but it will pass away soon enough. |
| Mrs. Bennet left the group Widows of Men Killed in Duels. |
| Edward Gardiner tagged Mr. Bennet in his note They're not Married, but They Will Be. |
| Mrs. Bennet is in raptures! |
| Lydia Bennet and George Wickham are now married. |
| Mrs. Gardiner tagged Elizabeth Bennet in her note Yes, Mr. Darcy Arranged Everything (and I think he likes you). |
| Charles Bingley is back in Hertfordshire with Darcy. |
| Jane Bennet and Charles Bingley are now engaged. |
| Lady Catherine de Bourgh is in Hertfordshire. |
| Elizabeth Bennet has been insulted in every possible method. |
| Lady Catherine de Bourgh is most seriously displeased. |
| William Collins tagged Mr. Bennet in his note Lady Catherine is Most Seriously Displeased. |
| Elizabeth Bennet is excessively diverted. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy never thought to be made happy by a talk with his aunt! |
| Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy are now engaged. |
| Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy are now married. |
| Jane Bennet and Charles Bingley are now married. |
| Fitzwilliam Darcy rather enjoys being the object of open pleasantry. |
| Mrs. Bennet KNEW that single men with good fortunes would want wives. |
