Thursday, March 19, 2009

Austenbook :)

A dear friend told me about this, so I had to go find it myself. :D And did, much to my joy. :) It is absolutely and utterly hilarious! I thought y'all might enjoy reading it. :D
Oh, and I found it here, in case anyone is interested!

P.S. It also helps the humor of it if you're familiar with facebook, though its still funny if you're not.


Austenbook

Charles Bingley is renting a house in Hertfordshire!
Mrs. Bennet became a fan of Charles Bingley.
Kitty Bennet can't stop coughing!!!
Charles Bingley is now friends with Mr. Bennet and Sir William Lucas.
11 of your friends are attending Assembly at Meryton.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is dreading this evening.
Charles Bingley and Jane Bennet are now friends.
Elizabeth Bennet is not handsome enough to tempt a certain gentleman. Ha!
Mrs. Bennet had a most delightful evening!
Mr. Bennet wishes that Mr. Bingley had sprained his ankle in the first dance.
Elizabeth Bennet promises never to dance with Mr. Darcy.
Fitzwilliam Darcy became a fan of Fine Eyes.
Caroline Bingley is all astonishment.
Lydia Bennet became a fan of Officers.
Kitty Bennet became a fan of Officers.
Caroline Bingley tagged Jane Bennet in her note Visit us at Netherfield.
Jane Bennet finds herself very unwell. :(
Elizabeth Bennet is going to stay at Netherfield with Jane.
Louisa Hurst saw Elizabeth Bennet's petticoat and is absolutely certain it was six inches deep in mud.
Elizabeth Bennet is improving her mind by extensive reading.
Charles Bingley created an event: Ball at Netherfield.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is writing to Georgiana.
Caroline Bingley has suggestions for Mr. Darcy's domestic felicity.
Elizabeth Bennet and Caroline Bingley are attending the event Take a Turn about the Room.
Fitzwilliam Darcy feels the danger of paying Elizabeth too much attention.
Elizabeth Bennet is back at home. Thank goodness!
William Collins tagged 7 of your friends in his note I Propose Myself the Satisfaction of Waiting on You and Your Family.
Lydia Bennet does NOT feel like listening to Fordyce's Sermons.
William Collins is paying his attentions to Jane Bennet.
William Collins is paying his attentions to Elizabeth Bennet.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is not pleased to see Wickham in town.
Elizabeth Bennet and George Wickham are now friends.
George Wickham told Elizabeth Bennet about Mr. Darcy's evil deeds. ;-)
15 of your friends are attending Ball at Netherfield.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is dancing with Elizabeth Bennet.
Elizabeth Bennet is trying to make out Mr. Darcy's character and does not get on at all.
William Collins has been "rejected" by an elegant female.
Mrs. Bennet is all in an uproar.
Caroline Bingley tagged Jane Bennet in her note We're Leaving.
Jane Bennet is in London.
Mrs. Gardiner is visiting Hertfordshire with her husband.
Charlotte Lucas and William Collins are now married.
Elizabeth Bennet is at Hunsford visiting Mr. & Mrs. Collins.
Elizabeth Bennet thought that the pigs were got into the garden, but it was only Lady Catherine and her daughter.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh thinks that Miss Elizabeth Bennet gives her opinion very decidedly for so young a person.
Elizabeth Bennet and Colonel Fitzwilliam are now friends.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is not afraid of Elizabeth Bennet. Well, maybe a little.
Elizabeth Bennet does not perform to strangers.
Charlotte Collins thinks she knows why Mr. Darcy visits so often.
Colonel Fitzwilliam wishes he weren't a younger son.
Elizabeth Bennet is furious at Mr. Darcy for separating Bingley and her sister.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is proposing to Elizabeth Bennet. It is not going well. :-/
Elizabeth Bennet is ??!!
Fitzwilliam Darcy tagged Elizabeth Bennet in his note My Character Requires This to be Written and Read.
Elizabeth Bennet realizes that she never knew herself until this moment.
Elizabeth Bennet has much to conceal when she goes home.
Lydia Bennet is glad that Wickham isn't going to marry Mary King, that nasty freckled thing.
Lydia Bennet and Kitty Bennet joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against the Officers Leaving Meryton! {join!}
Lydia Bennet is going to Brighton with Colonel & Mrs. Forster!!!!1!
Elizabeth Bennet, Edward Gardiner, and Mrs. Gardiner are attending Trip to Derbyshire.
Elizabeth Bennet became a fan of Pemberley.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is surprised and hopeful.
Elizabeth Bennet and Georgiana Darcy are now friends.
Lydia Bennet and George Wickham are in a relationship.
Jane Bennet tagged Elizabeth Bennet in her note Bad News About Lydia.
Elizabeth Bennet is rushing home.
Fitzwilliam Darcy is determined to find Wickham.
Mrs. Bennet joined the group Widows of Men Killed in Duels.
Mary Bennet is consoling herself with moral extractions from the evil before her.
Mr. Bennet is back home and feeling guilty... but it will pass away soon enough.
Mrs. Bennet left the group Widows of Men Killed in Duels.
Edward Gardiner tagged Mr. Bennet in his note They're not Married, but They Will Be.
Mrs. Bennet is in raptures!
Lydia Bennet and George Wickham are now married.
Mrs. Gardiner tagged Elizabeth Bennet in her note Yes, Mr. Darcy Arranged Everything (and I think he likes you).
Charles Bingley is back in Hertfordshire with Darcy.
Jane Bennet and Charles Bingley are now engaged.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh is in Hertfordshire.
Elizabeth Bennet has been insulted in every possible method.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh is most seriously displeased.
William Collins tagged Mr. Bennet in his note Lady Catherine is Most Seriously Displeased.
Elizabeth Bennet is excessively diverted.
Fitzwilliam Darcy never thought to be made happy by a talk with his aunt!
Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy are now engaged.
Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy are now married.
Jane Bennet and Charles Bingley are now married.
Fitzwilliam Darcy rather enjoys being the object of open pleasantry.
Mrs. Bennet KNEW that single men with good fortunes would want wives.

26 comments:

Pirate Nanny said...

xD That was really funny! I loved it. Thanks for sharing it, Jessica!

~Kate

Kathryn Grace said...

That is sooo funny! Someone had way too much time on their hands... LOL!

darby said...

Love it! :D

Tara Janelle said...

ROTFL at "Mrs. Bennet joined the group Widows of Men Killed in Duels"

TOO FUNNY!

Miss Jen said...

LOL :D....
This is GREAT, Jess!! :)
Love it, Love it, Love it!!!

Blessings~ Jenny

Bailey said...

LOL! :D Somehow Austen's humor comes out even more in this *modern*, cut 'n' dry format. ;) *grin*

Ella said...

Call me dumb, but since I am not used to Facebook, this is all Greek to me....even though I love Austen!

Lauren Ann said...

Love it!

Becks said...

So funny!

Anonymous said...

Agrees with Ella. It is like Greek, Latin, Spanish, Proper English and Girlish to me.


BGO

Kyndra said...

Lol! This is hilarious! And I agree with the above poster that someone had way too much time on their hands. :)

Rachel said...

How funny!! Totally worth posting!

In Jesus,
Rachel

The Same Anonymous Dude said...

These are starting to pop up all over, there's even one on the book of Genesis that was hilarious! This one didn't make any sense, and there weren't any zombies...

Abigail and Lydia said...

My sister showed me your blog and I think it is beautiful! I saw on your side bar about the book you are writing. It has a very pretty cover. May I follow your blog?
Blessings,
Abigail~ A Fellow Austenite :)
The Jane Austen Experience
www.aliteraturelover.blogspot.com

Abby said...

so cute! i loved it jess ~

Elissa said...

That is hilarious! I'm not familiar with Facebook, but I found this to very humorous!!
~Lis

Bria said...

Very funny! And I love the new look! But I liked the old one too!

Amanda Flynn said...

Isn't that just HYSTERICAL??? My aunt sent it in an email and I was just in stiches. Mrs. Bennet would be an absolute terror on Facebook... ;P

The Same Anonymous Dude said...

I'm actually trying t start work on "Sparrowbook", but all I've got so far is "Captain Jack joined the group "You know you've been to Singapore if...""...

Daniel and Christa Blanchard said...

New post please!!! Love you!!

Ella said...

Jess, did you ever finish "And Then There Were None?" I have it on hold at the library, but I wanted to tell you that there is an old movie adaptation of it (that is how I remembered you had read it) The movie is really good!

Jessica NicDhòmhnaill said...

Thank you for the comments, y'all!!!

Abigail- of course you can follow my blog! Thank you. :)

Amanda- Yes!! I was in hysterics! I just love it!! :D

Jeremy- Sparrowbook? That WOULD be VERY funny!! You should really do it! :D I'll have to find that Genesis one.

Christa- I'm trying to put one together! Sorry it's taking so long. :(

Ella- Yes, I did! I loved it! I saw the old movie adaption and liked it actually MORE then the book. I must warn you that the book ends VERY differently then the movie does (I prefer the movie's ending)! But I love them both! :D

God bless y'all!!

The Editrix said...

LOL, I saw this a few months ago - yes, it's very funny! :-D

BTW Jessica, I love your new blog header! :-)

~Elise

Theresa said...

Hey I just followed a link here from ribbonsoflight and discovered that you are a fellow novelist! [nanowrimo]
Congrats on winning 2008, I got half way before other stuff came up. But I DID finish 07...

Anyway, hi from New Zealand!

Theresa - a fellow Christian, Austen fan, Shakespeare, Musicals and Opera fan [and all that]

Lady Rael said...

How funny! Thanks for posting it! Just think if they actually had Facebook, though... think how many more chances for miscommunicantion and gossip and witty dialogue! ;)

Sara said...

that is very funny! I was smiling the entire time. =)