Friday, March 21, 2008

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


1.
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.

2.
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

3.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

4.
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, a sk If They Want Fries with that.

5.
Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

6.
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

7.
In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".

8.
Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

9.
Dont use any punctuation

10.
As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11.
Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

12.
Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

13.
Sing Along At The Opera.

14.
Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

15.
Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

16.
Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

17.
When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18.
When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19.
Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."




12 comments:

Britta H said...

Haha!!

Jesi said...

LOL!!! That was sooo funny! I can't say which one I like the best... but I think that the leaving the zoo one would turn a few heads your way - you should try it sometime...

Nathan said...

*Laughing* Those are very funny I just might try some I have one to add if its ok....when people ask what somthing is you tell them its to make them ask questions
T.C.C -Goose-

P.S. No punctuation here

becca said...

Thanks I really needed a laugh today. Some of them I have already thought about doing or have done.
Did you ever hear about the police officer who made a cardboard image of himself with a speed checker? Well, he did and guess what it works. I have even seen a police car with a dummy inside. It can really play with your mind.
See ya soon.
Red

P.S.
Check out the google groups for our church. MLM knows it.

Abigail said...
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Jessica NicDhòmhnaill said...

Jesi, yeah, I had that problem too! They're all so funny... :-D Looking forward to seeing you Sunday!! (yay!!)

Nathan, That's a good one! LOL! Though I can't write without punctuation, simply because I love using exclamation points!!! *GRIN*

Becca, how funny!! I'd never heard of that before!! I've never done any of those (yet), but perhaps I'll try one sometime...or maybe when y'all come down in May we can all go to the zoo and do the zoo prank! :-D That would be so funny... :-D
I can't wait to meet y'all in person!!! And I'll get Melissa to send me an invite. *grin*

In Christ Alone, Jessica

Anonymous said...

lol, you and me think alike jess. miss you girl. thanks for making me day :)AnnaB

Allison said...

Jessica,
those are hilarious! I laughed and laughed. Thanks for sharing those "healthy" tips! :)
Blessings in Christ,
Allison

Megan Rose said...

ROFLOL :D THOSE ARE SOOOOOOOOOO
FUNNY JESS! HAAAAA HA HA HEE HA!
SO. . .WHICH OF THOSE HAVE YOU DONE?

Emil Bandy said...

ROFLOL Oh my......
If I feel real mischievous one of these days I'll have to remember some of those..... *GRIN*

Jessica NicDhòmhnaill said...

Anna, someday we should do some of those together!! :-D Somehow I could see you and I doing them...lol. Miss you too!!!!!!!

Allison, yeah, when I read them I was nearly in tears I was laughing so hard!! :-D So glad that you enjoyed them!!

Megan aren't they? :-D I haven't actually done any as of yet...well, I've sung along at an Opera...lol...the Sing-it-yourself Messiah. Does that count? :D But when I finally get my courage up I'm going to totally do some! :-D See you soon!!!

Emil, oh yeah! You should try the skipping instead of walking. :-D Or the zoo one (I'm thinking that's my favorite...). :-D See you soon!!!

Happy Easter Y'all!!

In Christ Alone, Jessica

Thing 1 & Thing 2 said...

We must say. This post really made us laugh. I think we could try 4, 7, 8 or 11 we already do 9...

Were still laughing...
Keep up the good blogging lass!

Thing 1 & Thing 2