Today I was going through some of the junk in my room and I came upon something. It was a small book, not very thick, with Laura the Carrot (from Veggie Tales) on the front of it. I opened the book and on the inside it said "From James Miller to Jessica McDonald on my birthday, October 22, 1998. I was eight years old. I opened it and poured over the extremely funny, and innocent entries from my childhood. I brought the book downstairs and showed my parents. We all laughed over it. Then Melissa came up with a brilliant suggestion.
"Why don't you put some of the entries up on your blog?"
Light bulb! "What a great idea, Melissa!"
So here I am at the computer digging through my old diary and typing up some entries.
Dear Diary, Today I am going to church and going to learn about God and his disiples. Love, Jessica
Dear Diary, Tommorow I am going to Audreys birthday. And I am going to have a garadge sale! It is going to be really fun! I like my mom and dad. and my house is very pretty. Well that was my day! Love, Jessica Nicole McDonald
Dear Diary, Today we had so much fun we played murder we swam we played crokay and club house! But my 11 year old sister was acting like a two year old it was mean of her to throw a motersichle man at me! Well that was my day! Love, Jessica Nicole McDonald
Dear Diary, Tonight we are having guasts Misha and Micka. Melissa is really grumpy. I feel grate I just found out we are having a cold front it is gonna be cool. Love, Jessica Nicole McDonald
Dear Diary, Today we played a game were Tiffany was Isabella Melissa was Lea Abigail was Rachel (she likes that name) Caleb was Joseph and I was Caroline. We ate sandwiches for Lunch. Today I am going to take two tests and a lesson in Sience Language, and History..........->
Next page for the rest of my day->
(Authors note: There actually was no 'rest of my day' on the next page. Not sure why in the world I wrote that. :) You turn the page and it's an entry from a couple days later...weird.)
Dear Diary, Today I had fun! I had bannah nut bread and yogurt for breakfest. I had peanut butter and jelly sandwiches . For dinner we had mexican casarole. I rollerbladed. Melissa got her hairbrush stuck in her hair we had to cut it. WE played dolls. I wore a plaid dress. Love, Jessica
Dear Diary, Today we had fun. I wore my coolots. We had spaggeti for supper today. Me and Melissa got in trouble for jumping over puddels. Well that was my day. Bye! Love, Jessica
Dear Diary, Today we went to the chainy's church! I met a few girls there names are Grace, Essie, Hannah and Bethany. It is a home church. I had lots of fun! Well I really have to go so bye! Love, Jessica P.S it was called "Grace Covanet"
Dear Diary, Today we had fun! TIffanys and Christa's hoops came in. TIffany got me and Melissa paper dolls a sewing kit, wooden thimble, feather pen and a notebook. Mom and dad went somewhere so I had to stay home. I played wedding in Christa's 6 bone hoop. Melissa video taped it. We also took pictures of it. I want a hoop badly but for a two bone it is $28.00!!! Love, Jessica
Dear Diary, Today James was being very mean. He tatle tailed on me and now I can't have chips. Tiffany, Melissa and I are doing a shakespeare play. WE borrowed "Sense and Sensability" by Jane Austen from the Franklins. WE also borrowed "Song of the South". Grace and Essie taught me to weave. I still don't have a hoop. Love, Jessica
WARNING: Don't worry, I CAN spell correctly at age 15... no, that is the real spelling from my diary, and I think that it makes what I wrote then even more funny, so I thought I'd leave it.
OH! I'm still laughing! :D
Well, I'd better go, it's getting late.